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Can I help you?

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?''

''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''

 

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Funny

A Man applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:

Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

Man: I will tell you tomorrow.

Man come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.

 

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Coincidence

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

 

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1869

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

 

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Angry Boss

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

 

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Perfect Dancer
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

 

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Responsible
Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job."
"Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible."

 

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Great Men

A tourist comes to visit India and he sees a villager.
He asks a question to him:
Tourist: Any great men born in this village?
Villager: No sir, only small babies!!!

 

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Shaking Hands
Man goes to the doctor and says doctor, I can't stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor replies Do you drink much?
Man says No, I spill most of it!

 

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Always Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

 

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Poor Dreamer

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

 

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Door Bell

Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta? Bachha: Ab bhaago.

 

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Huqum Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

 

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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

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bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

 

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Woman I love

John: I'd like to buy the woman I love a little cottage in the country where we can always be together.

Henry: So why don't you?

John: My wife won't let me.

 

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Impressive Steak Eaters

Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.
The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare."
The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it."
Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Aw, just turn the bull loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."

 

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Fine For Dumping

The Sheriff pulls up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head." "Yep," he replies.

"That's why I am dumpin it here, cause it says 'Fine for dumping garbage.'

 

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Thinnest Book

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better.

 

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A Ring

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?".

 

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Second Marraige

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."

"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

 

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