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what the hell
The lawyer asked, "Ms. Damodar, would you tell the court why you stole the plaintiffs car?"
"Sure," said Damodar. "it was parked at the cemetery, so I figured what the hell? The owner won't be needing it no more."
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost, American poet
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Funny Facts about Japan
Japanese are known to be hard working, entrepreneurial and have successfully rebounded after a crushing defeat in World War II. Here are some amazing facts about Japan and Japanese people.
1. Over 90% of the Japanese population buy a comic-magazine daily
2. Japan is a country of over 6,000 islands and has more than 40 active volcanoes
3. The Tokyo Zoo is perhaps the only one in the world which closes two months every year so that the animals can have a holiday from visitors
4. Paintballs are standard issue to police officers in Tokyo - when chasing a suspect they splatter them with indelible paint, visible under flourescent light, which makes them easily identifiable when apprehended.
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A 5 day Hindu family camp: Know Hindu culture, heritage and learn Gita @ JKP Barsana Dham. June 30th- July 5th. 
